"A smaller oval-shaped potato with a purplish black outer skin and vivid purple, dense inner meat. The odd colored meat adds a distinctive look to any dish. When selecting, choose those that are firm and plump, avoiding those that have shriveled skins, sprouting eyes, soft spots, blemishes and green spots. Store potatoes in a cool dry place. They will keep at room temperature for up to two weeks and longer when stored in cool temperatures. Do not store in the refrigerator because the cold temperatures will convert the starches into sugar and the potato will become sweet and turn a dark color when cooked. Do not store with onions, the gas given off by onions accelerate the decay of potatoes." - From Hormel.com's Food Glossary, the #1 Source for dietary information in the US of A.

In "Press The Green Button!," Kevin Connelly is a cashier at a grocery store with dreams of being a famous poet. When he's not ringing produce and serving hundreds of people, he's at home secluded writing hundreds of sonnets. One day, when a customer sets him off with her rudeness, the mad poet goes home to beg an evil demon for the ability to write his epic and be considered the best writer since William Shakespeare. After chanting a prayer to the pagan spirit Baal, the cashier is given the gift to script "Testing the Drink," changing his life forever! Jason Gers, formerly of The Freeport Leader says: "We've got Kevin Connelly back where we like him...behind a register at a grocery store! We get the uneducated checker's unchecked opinions on popular issues! Kevin Connelly is a breath of fresh, but whatever you do, don't...Press The Green Button!